When eyeing new clubs everybody talks about workability, forgiveness, etc. But one thing pretty much everyone factors in(I’d go as far as saying it’s the most considered metric) but no one talks about is fuckablity. Now I don’t mean actually fucking your gap wedge but instead ”will these clubs get me laid?” From my perspective, mizuno is the clear winner in this metric. Just the name, mizuno, you know they’re pulling numbers. I mean just have a look at these studs. These are the Tom Brady of clubs.
by Solid_Prior7667
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Agreed. I am a huge Mizuno styling fan
I got the black forged irons and consistently get compliments. Sexy af
Absolutely. My ass cannot afford the blue iron set, but I can definitely afford the blue T24s.
Any club that is in my hand gets laid; regardless of brand, lie, loft, and length
The way that they f*ck me every time we meet
Sluts
Tom Brady was also the Spokesman for UGG, which are equally as fuckable… I think. maybe.
They’re no Kirkland Signature irons though
The S1 irons are my new 2026 bats. Sexy as hell
Not PXG, that’s for sure.
Callaway MB apex. Any year model fucks
I have the pro 245s… you can have both forgiveness and fuckability. They’re so nasty.
Been a Mizuno blade player for 25 years, sadly cannot confirm anything in this regard. I suspect double blinding the test and playing Titleist or Ping blades would provide the same results, however. For some more anecdata, I did play Staff blades before that, and got slightly more action back then.
I’ll admit it, I’ve slept with my Zunis before. Is that what you meant?
Honma 💪
all mizuno hitters coming together to defend this*
This guy fucks
The new Wilson dynapwr line fucks hard. Could definitely pull the smoking hot girl at the trailer park.
I like to joke that Mizunos feel better than they look and that’s saying something
Looking at Mizuno JPX 925 Hot Metal set. Costco sells $799 for what a chain golf store sells for $990. It’s time to upgrade my old MX23s.
Clickbait title! I’m disappointed to find out this post isn’t about actually fucking your gap wedge. Guess I’m headed back to “The Hackers Paradise” now.
Miura or Honma. Become the sugar daddy you always dreamed of being.
[Hammer X Fucks](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IYI0bPnvzOY). I make the exact same noises and say the same things while layin pipe.
“Boom”
“POW”
“It’s hammer time BABY!”
The boring true answer is no clubs are really gonna get you laid, but blades tend to get used by better golfers which might be sexier bc they’re just better at golf, so they’re more impressive to watch. And other golfers may think they’re objectively sexier bc they understand what they are too.
But me, honestly I think the hot metals look sexier than blades just based on looks. It looks like a piece of fancy jewelry. Blades just look like boring old golf clubs to me, just plain and traditional looking. I’m biased tho bc I’m not a low capper and I don’t want blades right now and I’d love hot metals as my next set (I have ping g430’s right now which are the Steve Urkel of golf clubs sexiness but I still love them and find them sexy for me, but I know better golfers don’t)
Wilson Staff
I wish my clubs got me laid. Unfortunately they more/less are the equivalent of dude magnets.
Mizuno MB and CBs
Apex & XF MB and CBs
Titleist MBs
Taylormade MBs
Wilson MBs
Nike MBs
>Now I don’t mean actually fucking your gap wedge
Ah. *Slowly backs out of room*
Miura 🥰
With you till you said tom Brady. Have confirmed with multiple female sources that he is average based on looks alone. And that creepy double kiss on the lips with his son
Titleist has NDAs with everyone, TaylorMade is on the party circuit, Callaway used to be a good girl but has been going to Vegas every weekend for the last few years, Ping lives in a senior swingers community, PXG is on a sex offender list for spiking drinks at the club and Srixon is the kinda ugly guy with a good sense of humor that always pulls ladies way out of his league.
Ah, so this is why my parents bought me a set of Mizunos back when I was an introverted teenager…